in the world of chickens

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Caution: Since my funny bone is hurting, you may suffer some stomach pain...

A lots of demands, several promises and a few threats later, I have finally decided to unveil the story of the infamous chicken catastrophe

Since the last episode, (kinu cooks) another brother was burning in the fire of jealousy over the unprecedented fame kinu gained as a result of this master piece blog. This brother was so jealous that he had almost become a chicken tikka himself when he suddenly thought of a genius idea, ……….evil genius infact! He decided to cook!! Just like kinu, (obviously at my place again...) coincidently this brother’s name also starts with the letter K …. Yes … you are right …this time it was Br Kazi …..


The Closest likeliness of Br Kazi …

And yet kazi found another brother, who was just as mad for not being invited last time



Yes … Br Gabber Junior … see the smile on his face and the knife in his hand? That’s called “Bagal mein churi munh mein ram ram”** …what evil …

So these brothers conspired to cook together .. Br kazi (Bengali) … went to a (Bengali) store and brought some chicken (yes chicken, not fish!!)


The lovely couple starting cooking together (MashaAllah sooo romantic astagferullah)

By the time food was ready, wallah-e nothing smelled fishy

every one ate … and the food was good,……… till here every thing was fine EXCEPT …. The fact that kinu finished most of the food, it is yet unknown why he ate so much, one theory suggests that he did not want to let people eat the good food and compare with his dead shrimps, the other group alleges that kinu was brought to the kitchen and threatened by the jealous brothers to eat the most …. This group presents the following picture as a proof …..



How ever what ever the truth may be. The truth is that while the brothers were having fun … …

kinu pulled out his pack of cheap disposable walmart cameras,


to take pictures like this ……. Astagferullah!!! ….All of you know this program rite?

this was an outrage, hence br bilu confiscated the technologically ashamed device,





which somewhat triggered the so far sleeping effects of the mountain of infected chicken kinu ate.


Poor Br Bilu…

But this was nothing… the worst effects of the bird flu unveiled when all of a sudden kinu started acting real weird ….



Not only kinu but the bird flu effected the brother with the most obviously weakest immune system …



Hazrat Janab honorable ex health minister of Hunger republic of Somalia br Willi rehmatAllah eleh …


And then .. the audience enjoyed the infamous south asian cock fight!!



Sorry … wrong picture …


Comparable?



finally both fell .... but kinu did not give up!!

One by one, kinu assaulted every one …..








While Br willi was coaching people how to be the best fighter cock..

And last but not least to be assaulted was the chief conspirator of this whole bird flu catastrophe





Astagferullah …. No comments … (see this weird smile on kazi’s face ..???) astagferullah …


Oh and hang on ….. the only one not assaulted was our own “chicken imitator” …. I mean .. br BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD boy … who was busy imitating chickens all this time …. (Observe at the back .....)



After a lot of struggle Br Bilu was finally able to catch all the infected chickens and put them in the cage …..


Even though …….you can still see the effects of the infected chicken on some faces……


That’s how this episode ended ….. but hey … the story does not end here … keep visiting to see what happened next!!!




**(if you don’t know urdu, well ………….too bad)