……….. “Kinu cooks” !!!
While I am still under fire for leaking out how “A Typical MSA Meeting” is conducted
… here is another one … … today I will tell you a "insider" pictorial story of … what happened at my place coupla weeks ago when a few brothers cooked some weird conspiracy.
(please click on the images to view larger size)
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So lets begin with
……….. “Kinu cooks” !!!
Coupla weeks ago Br kinu decided to invite every one for dinner at my place .. (yes .. that’s rite!.... he invited people to my place)
Now once every one arrives..... kinu starts cooking …
…. shrimps with head lettuce (yes he cooked lettuce)
Thinking he’s a big shot …
Br Bad Boy and Br Gabber .. all happy…… thinking about ……... Food .. (I know... i know typical .. male mentality eh??)
An hour passes .. kinu is still in the kitchen …
now we smell some thing nasty .... ..... COMING from the KITCHEN!!
Kinu refuses to accept that the nasty smell is coming from his food.....
after negotiations by Br Bilu and Br Willi, Kinu agreed to smell his own ............. food
notice his red ears ??? yes thats embarrassment !!!
Noticing the food crises Br Bilu encourages Br Gabber and Br Bad Boy to launch a disaster recovery mission
Br Gabber gets on the internet to find some quick fix recipes as the disaster recovery mission
Quite a typical MSA thing: “we can't come to an agreement”
Br Kinu comes out of the Kitchen & Br Bad Boy takes over the recipe finding "disaster recovery mission" (observe the faces arround!!)
Br Kinu takes over the scene and makes Br Bad Boy eat the food at Gun Point.
(Br Bad Boy insists to sit on the ground and eat the muslim way since no body heard him in the Grad Dinner Meeting )… (please see “A Typical MSA meeting” blog below)
Br Gabber after eating Kinu's foods
Kinu's food left Br Kazi unconscious!!!
Br Bilu trying to call ambulance
Before the ambulance arrives, Br Kazi wakes up and launches an assult at Kinu with the help of Br Bilu...
upon which Kinu makes a confession of food conspiracy along with his partner in crime
Yes ..... believe it or not .. that was the face behind the food conspiracy ….Br Khair InshaAllah!!! Kinu was just a servant to the Big Don
As a punishment .. Br Bilu makes Kinu taste a little bit of his own shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………….rimps (yes shrimps)
the drama ends with a toss of banana shake ... look who’s most happy after having the banana shake
( observe the empty jug behind; to learn the effects this banana shake made on Br Willi .. please read "A Typical MSA Meeting below")
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… here is another one … … today I will tell you a "insider" pictorial story of … what happened at my place coupla weeks ago when a few brothers cooked some weird conspiracy.
(please click on the images to view larger size)
------------
So lets begin with
……….. “Kinu cooks” !!!
Coupla weeks ago Br kinu decided to invite every one for dinner at my place .. (yes .. that’s rite!.... he invited people to my place)
Now once every one arrives..... kinu starts cooking …
…. shrimps with head lettuce (yes he cooked lettuce)
Thinking he’s a big shot …
Br Bad Boy and Br Gabber .. all happy…… thinking about ……... Food .. (I know... i know typical .. male mentality eh??)
An hour passes .. kinu is still in the kitchen …
now we smell some thing nasty .... ..... COMING from the KITCHEN!!
Kinu refuses to accept that the nasty smell is coming from his food.....
after negotiations by Br Bilu and Br Willi, Kinu agreed to smell his own ............. food
notice his red ears ??? yes thats embarrassment !!!
Noticing the food crises Br Bilu encourages Br Gabber and Br Bad Boy to launch a disaster recovery mission
Br Gabber gets on the internet to find some quick fix recipes as the disaster recovery mission
Quite a typical MSA thing: “we can't come to an agreement”
Br Kinu comes out of the Kitchen & Br Bad Boy takes over the recipe finding "disaster recovery mission" (observe the faces arround!!)
Br Kinu takes over the scene and makes Br Bad Boy eat the food at Gun Point.
(Br Bad Boy insists to sit on the ground and eat the muslim way since no body heard him in the Grad Dinner Meeting )… (please see “A Typical MSA meeting” blog below)
Br Gabber after eating Kinu's foods
Kinu's food left Br Kazi unconscious!!!
Br Bilu trying to call ambulance
Before the ambulance arrives, Br Kazi wakes up and launches an assult at Kinu with the help of Br Bilu...
upon which Kinu makes a confession of food conspiracy along with his partner in crime
Yes ..... believe it or not .. that was the face behind the food conspiracy ….Br Khair InshaAllah!!! Kinu was just a servant to the Big Don
As a punishment .. Br Bilu makes Kinu taste a little bit of his own shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………….rimps (yes shrimps)
the drama ends with a toss of banana shake ... look who’s most happy after having the banana shake
( observe the empty jug behind; to learn the effects this banana shake made on Br Willi .. please read "A Typical MSA Meeting below")
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posted by bilal at 7:49 PM
7 Comments:
Image is NOTHING...Perception is EVERYTHING!
I have been forced to Cook food for Br Bilu because he is like a typical male (unable to turn on a stove). After eating my food and finishing the entire thing!!!!!!!! He proudly made comments denouncing my food.
This forum is slanderous and is heavily missing information, like the following:
- How Br Bilu broke Br. Khair Inshallah's glasses
- How Br. Bilu made banana milkshake that only caused stomach gas beyond comprehension
- How Br. Bilu assaulted me in ways that ought to be unmentionable
- How Br. Khair Inshallah physically and brutually attacked Br. Bilu
- How Br. Bilu's singing sounded like a cat stuck in the dishwasher
and etc etc...
This information was left out of the message and served only to hide the fact that on that night he was more disgraced at his own home than the those attended for his sake.
Br. Biluuuuuuuuuuuu .. OKAY! TOOOO MUTCH! OKAY!
Inshallah... after this post it seems as though i will have to make hijra if i am to ever gain the respect i once had.
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On a more serious note, i think you got me Bilu. You certainly did a good job and what can i say.....YOU GOT ME! I was on the floor laughing and i really hope that others find it humorous too. Even though i've been ROYALLY EMBARRASED!
Dear Brothers of the MSA,
i always thought you guys were a dull lot and werent into the whole party scene but i was gravely mistaken, you have not only created a unique party scene but you seem to gained valuable culinary skills, that has further solidified by other assumption on your lot being slightly dearanged, and watching you guys in action is a medicine taken in small doses, though I admit laughter is the best medicine.
lol.
Best of luck on your next grand culinary adventure...i hope you wont have to call ur friends at 911
Wow,,,,Image is nothing, but does infact carry some messages(both true and false). I can remember only the following events(though I was almost knocked unconcious by giant shrimps):
-As Brother Khair Inshallah and I arrived, we were welcomed with plates of nice and hot pasta, cooked with shrimps( my assumption is that there were more shrimps than pasta).
-I noticed br. Gabber and Br. Bad boy shoving all those shrimps down their throat as if they have been fasting for 3 days.
-br. Kinu had the color of pride on his face thinking that he had outdated all the great Chinese and Italian Chefs.
-By the way I was not really unconcious,,,,I was just little tired of having a giant plate full of shrimp (br.. Bilu made it even horrible by putting pure Pakistani Jalapinos and some unnamed sauce)
-sorry for br. Khair Inshallah , lost his glasses for no reason.
-Br. Willi was right on time, only 4 hours late I believe.
-I could not get have of the bannana shake, because these guys slurped it so quick.
-br. Bilu again for may be 1000th time touched Kinu inappropriately as you can see.......
-Br. Bad boy was mostly busy verbally attacking everyone(including an innocent Br. like myself)
-We had a long Shura to decide who would be the MC for Grad dinner. Since it was a party comprised of MSA members,,,we got to no where but making fun of each other. At one point poor Br. Bilu was brutally attacked by br. Khair Inshallah for mentioning a name.
---------And lot more,,which cannot be describe during exams....
Our Next receipe is ....hold your fingure crossed.........Iternational standard CURRY.......BY WORLD FAMOUS (SORRY BRAMPTON FAMOUS) CHEF BR.............
Br. Kazi, I can't wait for your food on Fri....It will be sooooooooooooooooo bad that I will eat before I come....lolz
It will be everything BUT curry.
Big Tinoooooooooooooh!!
From the fourth ananymous messge I can understant that such bad comment cannot come from anyone but br. Bad Boy, since his name itself is self explanatory. As he said he cannot wait for my food on friday,,,,,,,he must be dying to eat my receipe. Don't worry br. Bad boy,,,,,I will have an extra plate for you...........
friday is approaching !!!
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